Welcome to my mind palace

"Somewhere there is a yellow umbrella for everyone you just have to be patient."
~Nerd-fighter~
~Whovian~
Current Obsession:Burn Gorman
"Never settle for a Blue French Horn"

happy 40th birthday burn gorman!

intrauterine:

"Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door."

unsexual:

is it wrong to be in love with an electric car

FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR US COLLEGE-BOUND STUDENTS

howtogrowthefuckup:

SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.

IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM.  A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!

.GOV IS LOVE. .COM IS A PUTRID POOL OF FUCKERY.

-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT

THERE’S THIS WEBSITE

dersekingdom:

THAT GENERATES PUNS FOR YOU AND YOU CAN LOOK UP VIA A WORD OR PHRASE.

CHECK IT OUT, IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT IT FOR HOURS. 

aikainkauna:

Because you need this gif in your life.

slythgeek:

"I’ll pretend that I’m kissing / The lips I am missing / And hope that my dreams will come true" [X]

The Doctor - Slythgeek

The Master - Marchingintime

Photographer - AliyaRose Photography

*You actually look almost as tall as me here… Almost.*

It’s just like you said bitch. We’re the guardians of the galaxy.

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW
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